![]() Yeah, we kinda blew through our 2019 costume budget with Friesland. The good news is that Chobittsu has once again come through once again with an Italian-themed outfit for me to wear. I'll be going over the specifics in this review, but spoiler warning: This is a ship where every bite of my experience makes me have a sad. Really, that should be warning enough for the kind of ship we have on our hands here: one that had a lot of promising potential, but that's held back by deliberately machined flaws to keep her from ever being an ideal premium. Now this is a Christmas giveaway ship - a vessel whose development pedigree is shared by previous examples such as Duke of York and Prinz Eitel Friedrich. In today's episode, we're taking the Italian tech tree cruiser, Zara, and baking ourselves a brand new turd-sandwich premium out of her sister ship. In our previous episode of Copy & Paste Theater, HMS Conqueror had one of her gun mountings lopped off and stuffed onto the new and best-named-ship-ever, HMS Thunderer. For now, though, you get to enjoy an appetizer of crappiness that is Gorizia. Open your mouths, children, we'll be shoveling in that hot, dripping mess by the mouthful. As everyone knows, the only thing better than flaming garbage is a hurricane's worth of flaming garbage. This serves as the palate cleanser for my review of Puerto Rico and the poop tornado circling around that particular dumpster fire. We've got a lot of delicious controversy for you today. Please be aware that her statistics may change in the future. This is the release version of the vessel and to the best of my knowledge, all statistics discussed in this article current as of patch 0.8.11. She has been provided to me by Wargaming for review purposes (I didn't have to do the grind to get access to her either). "A lot of tanks, a lot of people and a lot of fun.The following is a review of Gorizia, the tier VII Italian Cruiser. ![]() ![]() "The very best multiplayer you'll find for your mobile." World of Tanks Blitz is built specifically for optimal online mobile gameplay and is currently available on your iPhone, iPad and iPod Touch. Take on short, action-packed 7-vs-7 tank battles where real and alternate histories collide-no matter where you are! Jump into a free-to-play MMO action shooter featuring a huge roster of over 300 massive tanks, stunning graphics, and intuitive touch-screen controls. ![]()
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